Hey you guys,
So today I decided to have some pure fun and answer some would you rather questions, and I purely did it to make you guys happy, lol no because I was lazy and didn’t prepare my other posts for today, but anyways. So I have picked some pretty cool questions that are funny, gross, and maybe even borderline inappropriate but when and doubt let’s do it anyways. Have fun reading my on the spot gibberish and feel free to do these questions as well, matter o fact click here for the place I took the questions from. Anyways, on with the show!!
1). Would you rather swim through a lake floating with dead bodies or a lake of sewage water and the industrial wastes?
To be honest, I would have to pick swimming through a lake of dead bodies because let me just tell you sewage water has shit and piss involved and that is definitely not my thing like no, even though those dead bodies would have defecated in the water so I guess it doesn’t really matter lol. But Honestly it does.
2). To suffer from stomach ache for the rest of your life or have a bowl of your own shit for a week; which one would you rather do?
Umm well let me tell you like this, I AM NOT EATING WHAT I HAD TO PUSH THROUGH MY BODY TO GET OUT! At least for the stomach ache I have medicine I could take. You never come back from eating your own shit, remember that.
3). What would be less embarrassing to you; in an interview you sneeze and stutter or the sixty years old business leader of the company flirts with you and you have to humor him even when you think that he is a creepy and disgusting?
An interview where I sneeze a million, jillion times like for real I’m not up for getting hit on by someone twice my age no five times my age.
4). Would you want to be become powerful and fearsome like a dragon or have a magical dragon at your beck and call?
Become powerful and fearsome like a dragon because yes!
5). What will be a nightmare for you; be hairy all over the body and unable to shave it or being hairless even with no hair on your head?
My ultimate nightmare in this situation is, believe it or not, being hairless with no hair on my head. Like I would love it if my body was just hairless so I wouldn’t have to shave but I need hair on my head because that’s like my stress ball. My hair is the part that keeps me sane in life lol. (Like my post if you agree lol)
6). What is your worst fear; to be buried alive or to drown in a sea?
I would have to say that my fear would be drowning in a sea, like trust me it’s the absolute worse thing that could ever happen to me. Imagine a vast image of blue where when you look down you could see nothing but black and blue. A place where animals smell you before you can even see them lift their kind of nostrils. A place where every creature is dangerous, I would have a panic attack and die, so bury me alive!
7). Would you choose the superpower of seeing and creating the future as you like or rather change the past as you desire?
I honestly would choose to see and create the future as I would like because changing the past is like changing myself, and I really really really like who I am soooo changing the past for me would be useless.
8). Would you suffer in solitary confinement for five years to become rich and famous or never become rich to avoid prison and torture?
I will take suffer in solitary confinement for 500, Alex. But really I would rather suffer and work for having money and opportunities then just coward away. Like if you can survive for five year in solitary confinement, you literally deserve to have 10 million dollars. Case and point.
9). Would you rather have an orgasm and then pain or never feel the orgasm?
Umm, without being awkward I’m going to say that I would rather have the orgasm and then the pain after. Like the way I see it is if I put out hard work for you and you did the same and I didn’t orgasm well umm, let’s just say I wouldn’t be the happiest camper. Literally and Physically. The orgasm is like the A you get on a paper when you did a great job and because I’m a superficial student, I NEED that A.
10). Would you rather pet a dragon or a dinosaur?
Dinosaur, I would feel more accomplished if my hand wasn’t severed or worse I wasn’t killed. It would feel like I was indestructible and immortal.
11). Would you rather be completely bald or have hairs on some of the part of the head?
Completely bald, I would look like Angela’s doll with small areas of hair.
12). Would you rather be left in a desert or in Antarctica?
In Antarctica, let me freeze with my sanity!
13). What would be less gross; to enter your parent’s room while they are naked or rather to make love with your brother/sister?
To be honest, entering my parent’s room while they are naked because I would never stop throwing up after making love with my brother, like a year after I would be BVlahhhhhhhh all over the place. I would be put in a mental institution, thats how bad it would be.
14). Would you watch a porn video where your boyfriend/girlfriend is having sex with someone else or rather peep into your parent’s room when they are making love?
How long do I have to watch my parents? Is my boyfriend with a random girl or an ex? Is this his job or did he just use this as an excuse to cheat? These questions matter, like I think overall I would take watching my boyfriend’s sex tape because it would just be meaningless.
15). What would be worse; to accidentally watch your father masturbating or rather your sister masturbating while talking to her boyfriend?
Umm listen, to all of you, my relationship with my dad is DEF not like that sooooo, yeah. I would take watching my sister masturbate with her boyfriend because at least I can give her tips, lol no at least it’s not crossing that many boundaries as my dad would be.
16). What is a gross nightmare; to have bird droppings in your hair for the whole day or rather eat bird droppings for five minutes as a dare?
Eating Bird shit is equivalent to me eating my own shit, soo yes that is my grossest nightmare I could ever have!!!!
17). Would you prefer to eat gum which was stuck on someone else’s hair for a few hours or rather have sticky gooey gum stuck in your hair for a day?
Umm, if I have the gum in my hair will it come back out because if it does I’m game lol.
18). Would you prefer bad breath or rather sweaty and sticky hands when you meet your best friend and long time crush after some time?
On the real, I would rather have sweaty, sticky hands because let me tell you that was just what me and my boyfriend’s date was like and obviously it wasn’t that bad because we’re together lol. It isn’t that bad to be honest, it’s better than bad breath.
So that was me answering some very entertaining but borderline weird as hell questions. I literally hope you guys love this post because to be honest it was really fun answering the questions because they were SUPER funny! Really though, I had so much fun ad if you guys want to see something like this then definitely like it or whatever the hell you want to do ad definitely do these questions if you can because let me tell you you will have soooo much freaking fun, I swear. Like they even have these questions for couples, which I’ll ask my boyfriend a couple to see his reaction, but anyways once again I hope you enjoyed and umm definitely have a good day and stay tuned for some awesome things happening soon!
Sorry to some of you, I was just having some fun, and well if your reading this part and saying you should be. Umm how do I say this politely granny, it’s the twentieth century have some fun and loosen those panties of yours and have some fun lol.